"The only thing we have to fear...

Jay Leno had elementary school students finish this quote:

"The only thing we have to fear...

is beef."
kids been reading the news

is if the ninjas are coming."
true, definitely scary

is Hillary Clinton."
... I love this kid


Here are some more:

Question asked of students: "What does the president do all day?"

"He fills his bathtub full of money and rolls in it." (I don't know if I quoted that one exactly...)

"He sits in his chair hoping the next election will never come."

Finish this quote:

"The only thing we have to fear...

is Michael Jackson."

I love these little kids, and the Tonight Show with Jay Leno for giving me some awesome things to laugh about.